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[eunyong]

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[eunyong]

[ he is Conflicted and Concerned. ]

i guess i'm curious.
to see what kind of things they could possibly have to say.

[ and how accurate it all is. maybe it could help him find others...??? ]

[aortae]

i'm going to need you to bring me a snack while we do all this reading.

[eunyong]

alright.
what sort of snacks should i bring?
while we try to information on how to hunt a dragon.

[aortae]

i want a birthday cake.

if we do find one, i also want to be the one to kill it.

[eunyong]

that's.
a unique snack.

[ :| ]

if there's really one out there and we find it
don't you think we should just kind of let it be?
what if it's the last one?

[aortae]

you can have a slice.

[ let him ponder this a moment. ]

maybe. i wouldn't want to be responsible for the extinction of dragons.

[eunyong]

thanks.

[ for the cake and also for maybe not wanting to kill the dragon? ]

you'll want an ice cream cake, right?
what flavor should i get.

[ time to hit that baskin robbins ]

[aortae]

i'm trying to taste every flavor of ice cream before i die. lavender honey is next on my list.

what if the dragon tries to kill us?

[eunyong]

lavender honey it is.
well, self defense is another story.
though i have to say if a dragon is trying to kill us i can't imagine it will go very well for us.

[aortae]

i think i can take a dragon. especially if it doesn't even breathe fire.

[eunyong]

[ wow excUSE YOU ]

it's not like fire is the be-all end-all for dragon abilities.



i would assume.

[aortae]

[ he respects nothing ]

a fire-breathing dragon is scary. an ice-breathing dragon is just a moving freezer.

we could become friends with it. we could leave it alone. we could make a youtube documentary and become rich, but then we'd also have to kill it.

[eunyong]

[ HIS OFFENSE IS SO HIGH ]

there are other things that i've heard of.
paralysis and lightning and things like that.
i wouldn't want to be frozen in ice for all time.

dragons are supposed to have hoards right.
what if it gives from that in lieu of being murdered.

[aortae]

[ look he ain't the one ]

lightning is sort of impressive. can it also do thunder sound effects?

hoards of what? gold? i don't want gold. i think silver looks better on me.

[eunyong]

[ eunsoo loves humans but this entire conversation has been very difficult! ]

considering the thunder is caused by the crack of light, probably at least a little.
the hoard depends on the dragon, really.
some like gold, some silver.
others just enjoy rocks.

[aortae]

[ congrats you've met the most annoying bitch of them all ]

i will accept silver or delicious sweets. not rocks. if it just likes rocks, that means that particular dragon probably isn't very smart.

you can stop pretending you don't know much about dragons. you're a certified dragon nerd.

[eunyong]

yes.
that's me.
dragon nerd.
we'll make sure to find a dragon who's hoarding silver, then.
if that means they're more likely to stay alive.

[aortae]

i might not be able to kill a dragon. i just think i can. and i think i should try. if i die, that's okay too.

why are you so interested in them?

[eunyong]

the stories about them are incredible.
too incredible, sometimes.
but maybe like of all things humans don't understand or fear, perhaps their stories are to justify actions against them.

[aortae]

you're not just a dragon nerd. you're sort of a dragon lover.

[eunyong]

what if i was just sort of a dragon?

[ listen. he may as well. what's he got to lose here really. ]

[aortae]

[ unsure ]

i would ask for proof.

[eunyong]

it could be provided.
on the back of a willingness to travel somewhere out of the city and also a promise to not try to kill me.

[aortae]

i don't mind leaving the city.

what if you try to kill me? what if you try to freeze me to death forever?

[eunyong]

considering how many times you've casually asked and/or wished for that, i don't think you'd mind.
but also i would never.
i happen to really love humans.