lavender honey it is. well, self defense is another story. though i have to say if a dragon is trying to kill us i can't imagine it will go very well for us.
[ eunsoo loves humans but this entire conversation has been very difficult! ]
considering the thunder is caused by the crack of light, probably at least a little. the hoard depends on the dragon, really. some like gold, some silver. others just enjoy rocks.
the stories about them are incredible. too incredible, sometimes. but maybe like of all things humans don't understand or fear, perhaps their stories are to justify actions against them.
considering how many times you've casually asked and/or wished for that, i don't think you'd mind. but also i would never. i happen to really love humans.
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[ for the cake and also for maybe not wanting to kill the dragon? ]
you'll want an ice cream cake, right?
what flavor should i get.
[ time to hit that baskin robbins ]
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what if the dragon tries to kill us?
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well, self defense is another story.
though i have to say if a dragon is trying to kill us i can't imagine it will go very well for us.
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it's not like fire is the be-all end-all for dragon abilities.
i would assume.
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a fire-breathing dragon is scary. an ice-breathing dragon is just a moving freezer.
we could become friends with it. we could leave it alone. we could make a youtube documentary and become rich, but then we'd also have to kill it.
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there are other things that i've heard of.
paralysis and lightning and things like that.
i wouldn't want to be frozen in ice for all time.
dragons are supposed to have hoards right.
what if it gives from that in lieu of being murdered.
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lightning is sort of impressive. can it also do thunder sound effects?
hoards of what? gold? i don't want gold. i think silver looks better on me.
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considering the thunder is caused by the crack of light, probably at least a little.
the hoard depends on the dragon, really.
some like gold, some silver.
others just enjoy rocks.
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i will accept silver or delicious sweets. not rocks. if it just likes rocks, that means that particular dragon probably isn't very smart.
you can stop pretending you don't know much about dragons. you're a certified dragon nerd.
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that's me.
dragon nerd.
we'll make sure to find a dragon who's hoarding silver, then.
if that means they're more likely to stay alive.
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why are you so interested in them?
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too incredible, sometimes.
but maybe like of all things humans don't understand or fear, perhaps their stories are to justify actions against them.
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[ listen. he may as well. what's he got to lose here really. ]
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i would ask for proof.
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on the back of a willingness to travel somewhere out of the city and also a promise to not try to kill me.
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what if you try to kill me? what if you try to freeze me to death forever?
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but also i would never.
i happen to really love humans.
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do you realize how fulfilling it would be to put "slay a dragon" on my list and then slay an actual dragon?
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i might be the only one left.
at least of my kind.
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you really can't breathe fire?
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and no, i really can't breathe fire.
that's a gold dragon thing.
i'm a silver.
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if we do this, are you still bringing the cake?
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