eunyong | OPEN POST

[ he respects nothing ]

a fire-breathing dragon is scary. an ice-breathing dragon is just a moving freezer. we could become friends with it. we could leave it alone. we could make a youtube documentary and become rich, but then we'd also have to kill it.

[ HIS OFFENSE IS SO HIGH ]

there are other things that i've heard of.
paralysis and lightning and things like that.
i wouldn't want to be frozen in ice for all time.

dragons are supposed to have hoards right.
what if it gives from that in lieu of being murdered.

[ look he ain't the one ]

lightning is sort of impressive. can it also do thunder sound effects? hoards of what? gold? i don't want gold. i think silver looks better on me.

[ eunsoo loves humans but this entire conversation has been very difficult! ]

considering the thunder is caused by the crack of light, probably at least a little.
the hoard depends on the dragon, really.
some like gold, some silver.
others just enjoy rocks.

[ congrats you've met the most annoying bitch of them all ]

i will accept silver or delicious sweets. not rocks. if it just likes rocks, that means that particular dragon probably isn't very smart. you can stop pretending you don't know much about dragons. you're a certified dragon nerd.

yes.
that's me.
dragon nerd.
we'll make sure to find a dragon who's hoarding silver, then.
if that means they're more likely to stay alive.

i might not be able to kill a dragon. i just think i can. and i think i should try. if i die, that's okay too. why are you so interested in them?

the stories about them are incredible.
too incredible, sometimes.
but maybe like of all things humans don't understand or fear, perhaps their stories are to justify actions against them.

you're not just a dragon nerd. you're sort of a dragon lover.

what if i was just sort of a dragon?

[ listen. he may as well. what's he got to lose here really. ]

[ unsure ]

i would ask for proof.

it could be provided.
on the back of a willingness to travel somewhere out of the city and also a promise to not try to kill me.

i don't mind leaving the city. what if you try to kill me? what if you try to freeze me to death forever?

considering how many times you've casually asked and/or wished for that, i don't think you'd mind.
but also i would never.
i happen to really love humans.

[ oh. can't relate. ]

do you realize how fulfilling it would be to put "slay a dragon" on my list and then slay an actual dragon?

i'd really like it if you didn't.
i might be the only one left.
at least of my kind.

where is your family? you really can't breathe fire?

dead, as far as i know.
and no, i really can't breathe fire.
that's a gold dragon thing.
i'm a silver.

oh. if we do this, are you still bringing the cake?

i can still bring the cake.

then i won't try to kill you unless you try to kill me first. i'm not sure i can stop a dragon's heart anyway, the more i think about it. what do you hoard?

[ no don't ask him about his hoard it's embarrassing. especially since he rarely even uses any of it. ]

nice clothes.
jewelry.
you're welcome to come paw through any of it whenever you want.
most of the clothes don't fit me with this body.

do you like. sleep in it? in piles of nice clothes and jewelry? where do you even get it?

no, no it's all neatly organized and put away.
sometimes i just like to look at it.
and i buy it, of course.
back in the day i would just snag clothes off of drying lines or things like that but i always felt immensely guilty afterward.

do you want me to steal you some clothes off of drying lines?

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