considering how many times you've casually asked and/or wished for that, i don't think you'd mind. but also i would never. i happen to really love humans.
no, no it's all neatly organized and put away. sometimes i just like to look at it. and i buy it, of course. back in the day i would just snag clothes off of drying lines or things like that but i always felt immensely guilty afterward.
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on the back of a willingness to travel somewhere out of the city and also a promise to not try to kill me.
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what if you try to kill me? what if you try to freeze me to death forever?
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but also i would never.
i happen to really love humans.
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do you realize how fulfilling it would be to put "slay a dragon" on my list and then slay an actual dragon?
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i might be the only one left.
at least of my kind.
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you really can't breathe fire?
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and no, i really can't breathe fire.
that's a gold dragon thing.
i'm a silver.
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if we do this, are you still bringing the cake?
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what do you hoard?
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nice clothes.
jewelry.
you're welcome to come paw through any of it whenever you want.
most of the clothes don't fit me with this body.
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sometimes i just like to look at it.
and i buy it, of course.
back in the day i would just snag clothes off of drying lines or things like that but i always felt immensely guilty afterward.
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i really might start laying in a pile of it.
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